At the risk of sounding like a Volvo-driving academic from Chapel Hill, I'll admit to enjoying some of National Public Radio's weekend programming, including the game show Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. My favorite part of the show is a segment called Bluff the Listener, where a caller is asked to distinguish between fictional and actual news stories. Suffice it to say, the actual news stories are at least as bizarre as the fictional ones. With the judges' and DAs' conferences this week, legal news is a little slow, so I thought it would be fun to play a legal variant of the same game. Of the four news items below, one is fictional, and the other three are real. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to identify the fictional one. Ready? Here you go: 1. 200 French prison inmates are currently participating in a 15-day cycling "Tour de France," just weeks before the world's best professional cyclists begin their Tour de France. The inmates are accompanied by "prison sports instructors" during their travels, and "breakaways," an important feature of the real Tour, are apparently frowned upon. 2. A 13-year-old boy from Missouri just graduated from the St. Louis University School of Law, becoming, according to media reports, the youngest attorney in the United States. The boy, who was homeschooled until starting college at age 10, admits that "some people may be uncomfortable with a lawyer my age" but says that he is "used to dealing with stereotypes." [...]
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